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I wish I had as many friends as him.
Fat girls with belly rings is like wiping before you poop: it just don’t make no sense.
Larry the Cable Guy
My hero ^
A guy sees a girl with no arms or legs lying on the beach. The girl is upset and crying. The man walks over and asks her whats wrong and she says i’ve never been hugged. So the man hugs her, then he walks away but hears her crying again. So again, he says whats wrong and she says i’ve never been kissed, so the man kisses her. Again, he hears her crying for a 3rd time and yet again, he asks her what is wrong. She says sorry but i’ve never been fucked, so the guy picks her up and throws her in the ocean and says now you’re fucked.
If women with big boobs work at Hooters, then where do women with one leg work?
